My barely-cable affords me some interesting late-nite TV, especially weekends. I just saw an ad for a new KY massage line (following in the footsteps of Elexa, are we, KY?). They zoomed up to show how the lube pours out, and it's performed neatly by a guy with a huge, gi-nor-mous, glaringly-bright wedding ring. This really obvious moment of, "THIS IS FOR MARRIED HETERO COUPLES! WE SWEAR!" Hilarity ensues.

In other news, I've just discovered Eric Bana. Why have you people kept him from me for so, so long?